
Many years ago I traveled to Peru and hiked through the mountains to reach Machu Pichu.
It was a three night, four day trek. At night, after hiking through the Andes all day, we slept in tents.
Each night our guide would tell us ghost stories around the campfire. His stories always freaked me out -- as good ghost stories always do -- and I've never been able to forget them either.
One was about these evil dwarfs that look like babies. At night, they cry outside your tent. You wake up, think it's a baby, go out to rescue it and then they snatch you!
Another was about these evil beings that sought out lonely travelers, grabbed them, bit their arms (sort of like a vampire) and then sucked out all your fat. Once your fat had been drained they dumped you and left you for dead along the trail. This story really gave me the willies. There was just something about "fat suckers" that totally grossed me out.
So imagine my surprise when this headline flashed across my screen this week:
Peru's Murderous Fat-Stealing Gang: Crime or Cover-Up?Of course I had to follow the link, and of course I had to read the whole thing.
Apparently, a police force in a remote region got itself into some trouble. When a story was about to break detailing their illegal doings, they distracted the press with this long-lost legend of fat-suckers.
They claimed they'd raided a fat-sucker hideout and had collected bottles of human fat supposedly drained from recently murdered bodies and sold on the black market for cosmetic surgery purposes.
The press was successfully distracted, however, now the entire sham is coming to light. Hmmmmm.
Labels: For Fun, Peru, South America